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@.bytemonkey Chuck Norris is trending on Twitter because he wants to.

Jon’s “Daily Show” guest last night complained that Jon wouldn’t allow him to make his point. The book he was plugging WAS his point.

Here’s hoping I can sleep through the entire night.

Oops, did it again: Returned from grocery store and was sidetracked A LOT and neglected to put away cold stuff. To the kitchen.

Corrected by @maf78, who told me new “Karate Kid” was set in China. Me: “The Great Wall of China is not in Japan?”

When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U, which amuses ME.

Do not presume that you know what I’m feeling, and do not assume that you know best what I should do.

Why do I get “Body Snatcher”-reminiscent shivers every time I read another tweet that mentions Foursquare?

They can call it “The Phantom,” but that ain’t The Phantom. http://tinyurl.com/yc2wmvv

According to a title card on tonight’s “Law & Order,” the month is spelled “Febraury.”

The nap window of opportunity is shrinking. Off I go.

Girl Scout cookies now are apparently manufactured in Hobbiton.

My legs and feet don’t care how beautiful a day it is; they would rather I had not taken such a long walk.

Trendy Twitter recommendation of hip video: http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html