Interesting talk ~ Presenter lacks energy ~ Now I’ve none either

@kirkjerk Are you at our house? ~ Our phone service is CRAP now ~ AT&T FAIL #dieATTdie

@polianarchy They’re not overkill ~ Your feet are worth protecting ~ Toes are good to keep

@CrowChick Dear Princess Sparkles ~ We need Tiara Pics please ~ Happy Birthday too. :)

@CrowChick I have no idea ~ Let me know when you find out. ~ I’m not their type though. :(

@CrowChick Sounds like a good plan! ~ Except for the lack of cash… ~ Rich younger women?

Riding by a cop ~ I blew right through a stop sign ~ Not my greatest move

Anyone want a scoot ? ~ Finicky about its gas ~ Probably cursed too. #makeItGoAway

My Honda Metro ~ I think it may be fixed now. ~ Dear God I hope so

@mike_matas Buckyballs are neat ~ I hear the plating chips though ~ Even so, they’re cool.

.@void_ptr The sun is a trap! ~ Soon you’ll be covered in snow. ~ Don’t trust this “Spring” thing.

For all you purists: ~ Real Haiku’s about seasons ~ I think seasons rock. :P

Sorry about that ~ I hate failed Haiku art though ~ io9 had some http://bit.ly/aeVMAc

Breaking a sentence ~ by syllable and then line ~ IS NOT HAIKU, BITCH!

@polianarchy You know what is worse? ~ Check out what Brigham Young wore Hypocrisy much? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigham_Young

Another Task Sheet ~ Uploaded it Thursday night ~ Maybe you’ll like it. http://bit.ly/cVGJ8t

It’s bed time my dear ~ Have a good night and sleep well ~ Wake with happy thoughts

@ScooterDiva Sturgis is icky ~ The Chinese restaurant vibrates ~ Don’t want to go back.

@polianarchy But Vick plays football ~ We must emulate those gods ~ They show us the way #sarcasm

#GeoCaching fans ~ This here is your call to arms: ~ The McFarthest Spot http://bit.ly/2igwax #putANeatSignThere