@AlanNYC I hear Hulk has that problem too.

@seanjackson Choose, but choose wisely.

@andys_tachyon I will not be going, but happy to pass the word!

There is a Dallas tweet-up tonight! Tapas are involved, so you know it’s a full on double rainbow.—> http://bit.ly/cTzmzi

@zeuscomics OMG I’m wearing a hoodie!  (I actually am, central air killing me in here.)

@pixeladdiction Domophobia, the fear of cute Japanese plush toys.

@LostinSweden This is just like the end of every Transporter movie.  “We got a new job for you.  Interested?”

http://www.statesthatallowgaymarriage.com/

@icklefirsties With freaking laser beams!

@Dallasdustin aah… thanks!

Sometimes people bring their kids to work here.  I should get paid more on those days.

I always find it a bit jarring to follow a reddit link only to read commenters being generally civil to each other.

Ya ya ya, you don’t want to insult the victims of 9-11.  I don’t want cathedrals near day care centers, but there you go.

“They hate our freedom.” That isn’t a problem now we are freedom loving all over our mosque locations.

Oh good.  We’re burning books in Florida now.

Sorry, App Store, I’m not going to update my apps just because you tell me.  Zombie Jackson belongs to everybody.